I almost wanted to count the number of times that Ashley from The Bachelorette said the word “Bentley” on last night’s episode. If I was playing a drinking game, I would have been passed out in my bed.
“I’m having a really hard time completely forgetting about BENTLEY…”
“I need the closure from BENTLEY to really move on…”
“I cannot believe that I wasted so much time on BENTLEY…”
NEITHER CAN WE!
I’m not trying to be heartless, but COME ON, ASHLEY! I’m a girl. I know how guys can make their moves on you. I know that sometimes it’s hard to let go even when you know, deep down inside, that the guy is completely wrong for you. You analyze everything he says to twist it to the positive. We have all been there.
But here’s the difference. You are on The Bachelorette! You have tons of cute guys there waiting to date you! (Hi, JP!) It’s not fair to them, or to you, to pine over this one guy. Also, if you think he is playing you, he probably is! This is REALITY TELEVISION. It’s also the gazillionth season of The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise so you have to be smart. We are all watching you. Don’t forget that.
“He’s such a player. He disrespected me to the core. BENTLEY, if you’re watching this, [bleep] you; I’m done with you.”
I just hope you mean it, girl.
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